It appears that this blog site scores many more hits than my other four put together - although I seldom post here nowadays.
So, I am changing all that and, from today, you will see items here that I would in the past have posted to:
http://picturepost.blog.co.uk/
Here is the first:
THE "FULL ENGLISH"
THAT IS IT
But did you hear about the Englishman who went to Scotland and ordered the "Full English"?
"Och,no," riposted the landlady. "Ye'll have the 'Full Scottish' !"
The following morning, he sat down to one sausage, one rasher of bacon and half a tomato.
Also take a look at:

Carrot

I wish I could eat your Full English now. I have nothing but a cup of coffee on my table and I am so hungry. Actually, I have to go to the supermarket, but I am too lazy at the moment.*g*